The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the power to smell tastebuds

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!