- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to fart in colour

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to commit suicide.

the power to become semi-transparent

the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

the power to understand what kate bush is singing

The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

The power to eat your own face.

The power to talk to talking animals.

The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

Pointless Super Powers