The ability to sense cheese.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to be a complete troll

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!