The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!