the power of reanimating dead insects

I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

The power to eat edible things.

The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

The power to troll.

The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to jump -50% higher

the ability to see into the past

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

The power to do anything within your limits.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!