The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to swim on land

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!