The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

The power to draw a perfect circle

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

the power to turn into a dead person

The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

The power to control your own mind.

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

The power to make a sound that attracts whales

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

The power of Acid Tears

The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!