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The power to shower naked.
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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day
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The power to sneeze scissors
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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...
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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.
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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet
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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing
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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.
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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"
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the ability to enjoy school
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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good
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The power to breathe without thinking about it.
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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.
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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.
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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.
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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.
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The power to jump, but only on the ground.
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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.
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The power of love
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The power to be dead
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The power to draw a perfect circle
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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.
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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale
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The power to just eat one lays potato chip
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!