the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the power to youtube poop

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!