The power to be bad at everything

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power of exact change

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!