The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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ikawlhan forever

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to only see glass.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to see into the present

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The power to get older every second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!