The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power of love

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to see through horses

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!