The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power of love

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The power of making your tits smaller

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to get foot-boners

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!