the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The Power of cheese

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!