The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to breathe

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to get foot-boners

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!