The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power to have a power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Dejavu

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!