invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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Melting

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to change to justin biber

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!