The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to die at will.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to be half invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!