The power to shit brix

The power to not have this superpower

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

The power to burn ashes

The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

The power to see through air.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

The power to make out of thin air

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

Really bendy thumb

the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!