The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!