The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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the power to die if you think

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The power to die when you die

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!