The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to never end your .

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to grow boobs

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to die on command

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The Power to die at will

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to liquify yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!