The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power spite flower

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!