The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!