The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to see through air.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!