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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses
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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.
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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you
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+10
The power to turn coke into pepsi
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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.
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The power to swim on land
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-10
The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.
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The power to go blind at will.
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The ability to always be fashionable late
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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot
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The power to make meringues levitate
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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.
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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.
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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances
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the power to fart terrible gas
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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.
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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.
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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.
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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.
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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.
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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.
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The power to read the TV
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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you
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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!