The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to eat food

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to speak braille

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!