the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to Hi

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to be blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!