The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to see through water

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the power to see through glass

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!