The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to die but once

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!