The ability to sweat caramel

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!