the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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the power to see through glass

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!