The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to fart at will.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to die....

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to use windows 10.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to get older every second

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the power to die at will

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!