The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!