The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to read

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to control your own mind.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!