The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!