WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Facebook.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!