The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to suck deez nuts

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to get thumbs down.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!