The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to go blind at will.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Melting

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!