My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!