The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power... to move you.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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the power of being republican

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to piss people off.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!