The power to see concrete yellow

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to bleed

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to never finish your sente

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to have children at will.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!