The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!