The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to go part way through walls

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!