The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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i like pie.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to change your mind

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!