The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to be a walrus

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to shit out of your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!