The power to hurt the people you love

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the ability to darken darkness

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to speak in morse code

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Imortality.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to be your self

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to see through glass

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i like pie.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!