The power to sing but your mute

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The power to piss lava.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to resist trolling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!