the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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Melting

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!