The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!