The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to have cancer.

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the ability to see fairy's

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the power to never get spam

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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Farting at will

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power of missing a finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!