The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The Power to die at will

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to do your homework.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!