the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to fly indoors

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!