Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to get thumbs down.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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Balls.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!