The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to see into the present

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to pee any color

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!