The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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Invisible handwriting.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!