the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!