The power to die at will.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to watch womens basketball

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!