The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to fly....underwater

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Poop

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!