The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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Ladder hands.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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black people

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!