the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to see into the past

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!