The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to go part way through walls

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!